Monday, March 3, 2014

Klutchclub Mom review! Feb 2014.

My first review! I'm slowly introducing myself into a couple of subscription boxes. Right now I have Klutchclub Mom, Ipsy,  and Birchbox and I'll be doing monthly reviews of what I receive in both of these. Here goes Klutch!
They were running a promo for a free box, so this box was only $8. They are usually $18/month.($10+$8 shipping)
The box is pretty large size, which is always exciting. It was stuffed to the brim.
-First off was Nektar Honey crystals. I haven't had a chance to try these yet But the idea behind them is great. All the flavor and benefits of honey without the mess! This came with 3 sample packets
-AquaTowel. These are basically like giant wet naps that you would get at a wing joint. Or I guess baby wipes. It's says they are reusable...why would you want to reuse a wet towel that you used to clean something with. I guess like clean your face than rinse the towel off until next use? No thanks. These went in the truck foe a one time use when we make a mess.
-Juice Beauty shampoo and conditioner. Pretty good size samples! Too bad I hate the smell of one and the lack of smell of the other. I have finished both of these(about 4 showers worth of use, not bad!) But the orange scent smells like.....bad. Like orange juice that set out on the counter for a lng ass time. Just not appealing. And the Pomegranate conditioner just has no smell whatsoever. I didn't really notice any brightening effect with the shampoo nor any added softness from the condish.
-OrganicaSaurus Cheddar Cheese puffs. I gave these to my two year old, who mind you, eats pretty much anything. He ate maybe 2 and then brought them back to me. So I had to see what was up, and I immediately understood why he didn't eat them. They taste like what I would imagine those styrofoam packaging peanuts would taste like, just kinda rolled in some cheese dust. Bleh.
-Ips Egg White Chips. As delicious as the name sounds (overwhelming sarcasm) I went ahead and tried these. Idk, I mean, they for sure weren't good But they weren't awful. They are that healthy snack that you force yourself to eat and then realize why diets suck.
-Jasmine Fresh Feet Wipes For Kids. THIS is what pomegranate is supposed to smell to like. These smell ahhhmazing. Takes notes Juice Beauty. I stuck these in my purse right away and used one on the way home the other night on my face. Love them. Idk that I'd ever use them in my feet though, or braxtons. They are awesome none the less.
-Numi Savory Tea. Do people seriously drink this shit? Spinach chive and Beet cabbage? I don't even like those in food form. No thanks.
-Lotus Moon Vitamin B hydrating gel. I hate these kind of small packets, But at least these stand up! These are actually really pleasant. It's a really light "spa" scent and it's very hydrating. I used some on dry patches on my face underneath makeup and it did it's job.
-Happy Tot Applesauce Pouch. Braxton makes huge messes with these so this was pass on to my sister in law with an older child. She said her kiddo loved it and wanted more, That's saying a lot for something that is so Good for you!

So this was easily worth my $8, even if sole things were a miss, at least I know for sure I don't like those things! Klutchclub also offers a Men and Woman box on top of this Mom box I received, something for everyone!

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Monday, February 24, 2014


One of my favorite mommas from IG just did a video on this ( & I figured it'd be a good intro post. Lesgo.
1: What are you wearing
-mom shit. Yoga pants and a Texas rangers shirt. I say "mom." That's actually just mt favorite excuse to dress like a slob everyday.
2: Ever been in love?
-I thought I was in love with every guy I liked that liked me back. Yeah, that girl. But now that i've actually experienced love, I am currently in it. I love my husband/fiance/forever boyfriend/baby papa.
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
-Kyle & I broke you for like 2 weeks once. It was terrible.
4: How tall are you?
-5ft10in, and yes, the weather is fine up here.
5: How much do you weigh?
-fuck you.
6: Any tattoos?
-2. A hummingbird on my back/neck for my dad, roses on my shoulder for my famery. (Me,Kyle,braxton)
7: Any piercings?
-ears & cartilage. FYI, listen to people when they say the cartilage piercing sucks. If it wasn't so damn cute I would have taken it out the 2nd day. Pain is beauty, right?
8: OTP?
-I guess this is some cool YouTube slang I don't know. Excuse me while I skip this.
9: Favorite Show?
-Whatever funny/girly/reality shit is on Netflix. 10 bonus points if it's really girly and has a lot of seasons. Kyle hates those.
10: Favorite bands?
-I use Pandora almost all the time, so I really only have favorite stations. Texas country/Red dirt. Drake. Three days grace. Yeah thats a band, but that genre is one I like.
11: Something you miss?
-my dad & my sister. Being carefree.
12: Favorite song?
- What a shame - shinedown
- From time - Drake
Those are just right now favorites. They change all the time. Bipolar.  13: How old are you?
—19. Most days i feel 30.
14: Zodiac sign?
—Capricorn. Yeah.
15: Quality you look for in a partner?
-FUNNY. If you can't make me laugh I don't want to be around you. Good thing Kyle is funny. This is a hard question though because funny is really just in general all people. I would basically just be describing Kyle if I went into partner qualities. 16: Favorite Quote?
-"Every saint had a past and every sinner has a future." People can change, for good or bad reasons, kinda like never judge a book by its cover I guess.
17: Favorite actor?
- I hate these kind of questions. Im awful at them. I dont have a favorite actor. I  really dont watch many movies, I ALWAYS fall asleep. Even if its a good show. I like TV series, thank you Netflix.
18: Favorite color?
-purple. Thats my shit. I always get compliments when I wear it so of course it's my favorite.
19: Loud music or soft?
-Loud if im in a good mood. Loud if im mad. Soft if im sad. So i can blame the song for making me cry.
20: Where do you go when you're sad?
-just away. Alone. dont touch me. Dont breathe my air.
21: How long does it take you to shower?
-ha! Too long. I love flaming hot long showers. If my skin isn't bright red when I get out it wasn't a good shower. Probably why my skin stays so dry. Oh well.
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
- get out of bed. Brush my teeth. redo my bun. And done. Lol. WHen i actually do something with myself, like an hour.
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
-I've had a million in my head. But no, not literally. Bitches.
24: Turn on?
-Good thing the title of this is TMI. Ear biting. Good kissing. Dirty talk. 25: Turn off?
-Being gross.
26: The reason I joined Youtube?
-this is awkward. I don't YouTube. Shaming myself.
27: Fears?
-losing braxton. Something happening to me, him or Kyle. Not being able to have another child or having a child with something wrong. I feel like it's in my cards for God to spite me because of the past. Let's hope I'm wrong.
28: Last thing that made you cry?
-thinking about dad missing on Braxtons life and vice versa.
29: Last time you said you loved someone?
-Living in it.
30: Meaning behind your Youtube Name?
- blah youtube questions.
31: Last book you read?
-when i was i  high school. Dont have the attention span for that shit
32: The book you're currently reading?
-yeah right.
33: Last show you watched?
- Raising hope. Funny shit. Typing this out is making me realize i curse alot.
34: Last person you talked to?
-Braxton? Does he count?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
-Kyle. Shocker. My honey butter chicken biscuit. Feel free to throw up now.
36: Favorite food?
-chinese. So bad, but so good.
37: Place you want to visit?
-Vegas! Im sure id go crazy with the amount of people but. And hawaii. FOr obvious reasons.
38: Last place you were?
-my house? What kind of question is that.
39: Do you have a crush?
-This is really repetative for someone in a relationship. Lol.
40: Last time you kissed someone?
-earlier today. Bet you can't guess you. The sarcasm is overwhelming.
41: Last time you were insulted?
-last week. That bitch is lucky both of our kids were there.
42: Favourite flavour of sweet?
What the hell kind of spelling is that? Or maybe ive always spelt it wrong?? Whoa. And caramel.
43: Whhat instruments do you play??
-I cant even whistle.
44: favourite piece of jewellery?
-my wedding ring. This thing is way longer than I thought.
45: Last sport you played?
-volleyball in high school. liss those days.
46: Last song you sang?
-shit me and braxton make up.
47: favourite chat up line?
-is this a sexual question?
48:Have you ever used it?
-confused as fuck.
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
does my child count? Or kyle? Or my dog? Yes, im wildly popular.
50: Who should answer these questions next?
-anyone who actually took the time to read my nonsense! Get ready though, takes lot longer than it seems. My thumbs are tired of typing.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Is this real life?

I've done it. I'm officially a "blogger mom." Sigh. BUT I LOVE BLOGS. Good ones anyways, hopefully that's what this thing will be, eventually. I'm thinking I'll get some reviews of things I love, (Ipsy, things for/with B, house hold shit) and of course a lot of info about things little monster is doing and getting into. Here goes nothing!